MLB Cancelled?
After all the talk between the MLB and MLBPA, it looks like we are finally going to get ourselves a baseball season. At this point there looks like there is nothing in the way of us seeing our favourite summer pastime. Or is there? Our sources tell us that discussions have been taking place between the Owners and Rob Manfred, and a new plan has been devised to stop the season going ahead.
Rob Manfred will declare the old school, unwritten playground rule ‘it’s my ball I’m going home’. It’s a rule as old as time, for those who have never seen or used it, this is how it works:
When you are playing a sport with friends, and you own the ball being used, you can decide to randomly take your ball and go home. People will do this for a couple of reasons. 1. If they have to actually go home (the least common use of the rule). 2. If they are losing or 3. If the ball owner hasn’t got their own way with regards to rules or teams, they will take their ball so no one else can play and go home.
Manfred has time before the season starts to declare the rule, and seeing how he has run the sport the last couple of years, it wouldn’t surprise us if he pulled it out of the bag.
We spoke to MVP and GOAT Bartolo Colon about the chances of this rule being brought in.
“It’s would be a shame, he will rob me of a chance of another year of utter domination on the mound. I don’t know what I would do next, maybe a lawyer or something, there’s no way they could stop me in a courtroom”
While I am sure a player like Colon may be fine without the league, there are other players never went to college, who may struggle to move on if the league no longer exists. It’s a scary time for baseball players and staff in the US, a league that was founded 117 years ago, had to come to an end at some point, and if COVID doesn’t stop it, Manfred will do his best.
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